{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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